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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

April Fool's Day

1st April is near - have you already thought about your April fool's joke? Here some suggestions I found on BBC:

Food

You can always swap the sugar and salt over. Or loosen the lid of the salt cellar, so that it comes off when someone tries putting salt on their food.

This is one for the vinegar bottle which must be opaque. Firstly, unscrew the cap and top, so you are left with just a bottle with vinegar in. Make sure the top of the bottle is completely dry and place a piece of tissue paper over the top, and pour on some bicarbonate of soda. Then place another layer of tissue paper on top, and screw the lid back on. Carefully cut or tear off the tissue that protrudes from the lip. The next person to use the vinegar will trigger off a chemical reaction, causing the bicarb to froth up!

lol... To see some more, have a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A517240 ...


Joke of the day: Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat!

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Monday, March 27, 2006

Of testcards and childhood memories

As we were sitting in the classroom this morning waiting for Angela Davies to teach us 'proper Japanese' Charlie, Chris and I were having a little chat about this and that and eventually the conversation reached British testcards (only god knows why) . That really stirred up old memories in me as I used to stay up on weekends to watch telly til closedown. Yeah, there was a time, once upon a time, called the 80's, when TV wasn't 24/7, when there was no internet and computers were something for geeks. And the new generation is missing all that...
So, Britain's BBC had a closedown as well, apparently until 1997 (while the Austrian 'media giants' of ORF - the Austrian state broadcasting company - had decided to go 24/7 already in, I think it was 1992). What came for some time after the TV station had gone off air was the so-called testcard, which is known in Austria as 'Testbild' (test picture).


Austrian 'Testbild'


The rest of Angela's lesson was thrilling as ever and after it I went to work - where Mike didn't turn up and so I had to do his job instead of doing my usual job. It kept me quite busy - and on top of all we had 40% more orders than on an average Monday. And I had a tummy-ache that was killing me... and Clare told me that it'd be unlikely that I can buy my new laptop via the company to save the 50 Pounds VAT because they already had some tax problems. And tomorrow the library's closed so I can't access the Internet at all. When will this losing streak end?! But it still could be worse, really!

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

...and the show must go on?

Just happened to stop by at the JMU library, the only place where I can access the internet now that my laptop went haywire. Must have been a faulty model, really, it broke once, a year ago when it was still within the warranty period, and a second time, now that it isn't any more.
Getting a two year old laptop isn't really worth it so I'll have to buy a new one - I have decided for this DELL Inspiron model you see above. 410 Pounds for a new laptop isn't a bad deal but still it's gonna hurt financially, which means that I'm probably gonna have to cut back with my travelling in the summer. Life is rugged, isn't it.
But never mind, I'm just gonna rent a car for a few days and travel around in Britain, that's gonna be fun too!

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

***Temporary Discontinuation***

Due to massive computer problems I will have to reduce my activities on this blog in the next time.
My sincerest apologies to all regular readers.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

火災警報

Apart from Charlie staying away from lectures - in order to stay alive - it was a quite normal day at uni today until then suddenly the fire alarm went off in the middle of the Development of Japanese Society lesson. So we all packed up our stuff and went outside in an orderly fashion, as it was obviously just an evacuation drill. Outside it was freezing and it kinda reminded me of the Saturday morning a few years ago when my school in Linz had received a bomb threat and we couldn't go inside for two hours :p
So today's study word is

火災警報 - かさいけいほう - fire alarm

Joke of the day: 'Love makes blind and marriage is an institution. Does that make marriage an institution for the blind?!'

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Monday, March 20, 2006

The sweet side of Ireland...

When I went to work today, I got a bit of the Guinness Cake that Clare had made in the weekend. It tasted so great that I've decided to find a recipe and have a go at making one myself. Hopefully I'll find time & it'll be alright... You don't really use that much Guinness, only half a pint or even less but you can clearly taste it in the cake.
Last night, after a quite studious Sunday (and a quite hungover Saturday :p ) I went over to Jamie's flat to watch some TV and play some Game Cube. Gawd, I suck at Mario Football!! 'Too many buttons' indeed - so my main strategy consists of wildly hacking on the buttons alternately and hoping that the ball moves towards Jamie's goal ^^ Why can't all game console controllers in the world be as simple and effective as the those of the Gameboy or the NES??

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Paddy's Day

Yesterday, 17th March, was St. Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick's Day (March 17) is a Christian feast day which celebrates Saint Patrick (386-493), the patron saint of Ireland. It is a national holiday in the Republic of Ireland (but not Northern Ireland, where it is a bank holiday); the overseas territory of Montserrat; and the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador.

Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated worldwide by Irish people and increasingly by many of non-Irish descent. Like Christmas and Halloween, it is increasingly celebrated in a non-religious manner. Celebrations are generally themed around all things green and Irish; both Christians and non-Christians celebrate the secular version of the holiday by wearing green as part of their wardrobe, eating Irish food and imbibing Irish drink, and/or attending parades. (Source: Wikipedia)

In other words, a most worldly celebration and a welcome excuse to get pissed.

In the United Kingdom it is also common for people to drink large amounts of Guinness in the hope of getting a 'Guinness Hat', a hat that pubs usually give away after a certain amount of the beverage has been consumed (usually five pints). This is increasingly popular with students. (Wikipedia)

So I, Jamie and Joel met at Jamie's flat in the evening, had some cider and some lager and had a good time watching TV. A Japanese programme called 'Colourful' basically revolving around some guys nampaing all the time (and I'm not gonna explain now what that is). Great fun!
After imbibing a sufficient amount, we set out for the city to check out the Paddy's Day celebrations - guys in green running around wearing Guinness hats. Lol, even McDonalds had bouncers that night...
After stopping by for a burger we went back up to the student union where we had to queue to get in (never saw that before!) and inside it was quite hot and muggy. I spent some time hanging around at the bar with Joel and Jamie but after a spurt to the bog I decided it was time for me to go home!

Today Jamie told me on MSN that he'd started a blog. Go all and check it out - Chichi Chojin and his mission to repopulate Japan... lol
http://chichichojin.blogspot.com/

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Please please me...

After a normal Thursday at work (well, it was a bit more work than on a standard Thursday) I went home to phone my peepz in Austria with that cool new internet telephone software with which you can make calls to landlines in many countries for free. Cheers Jamie for the tip! Since the call duration was limited to 1 minute I had to redial every minute but since it's for free that's fair enough.
Around 6, Joel called me and asked me if I wanted to come round Jamie's, so I went and we drank lager and cider and played games on Jamie's Gamecube.
About an hour later we went to the Scream - a Japanese Society Thursday night like every week one might think but this time we soon went down to the Cavern Club where they had Beatles substitutes playing live on the stage and they were pretty good. Even the guitars looked the same as the Beatles' originals. Just when they played that one Beatles song I always wanted to find out the name of and aked Charlie and she didn't know, that was somewhat a disappointment.
After a few pints and photos we moved on to the Reflex 80s bar where I didn't stay long anymore because I'd had enough and was tired. So I went home and while walking I managed to remember a few of the words of the Beatles song, enough to google it, find out the name and download it. It's "Please please me". And now it's in my collection, woo!!
This morning, as was to expect, I felt slightly hungover but it got better, good enough for me to manage to study in the library. After the Phonetics seminar, Josh went nuts again, punched himself and rolled on the floor. Crass.
Nonetheless we went to Toukyou, the new Japanese noodle bar in Liverpool, afterwards where you can get set meals for 5 quid and free green tea. And the food was quite good!




At the Cavern Club




At the Cavern Club - sono 2




Japanese noodle bar - oooh-ii-shiiiiiii......

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

漢字読むのが大変。。。

Since December I'm reading Japanese books again, partially for kanji reading practice, partially for Japanese practice in general. I've started with 小さい魔女, the Japanese translation of the German childrens' story 'Die kleine Hexe', which I can recommend to anyone on our course who's done Japanese before and is willing to do some guessing/looking up. The book has furigana throughout and the storyline isn't too complicated - officially for for 3rd/4th year of 小学校 (primary school). After stepping up to a 小学校5・6 book (ナタリーは秘密の作家) I finally started reading an unsimplified book in February. A first for me and there's a lot to look up or to guess which is a bit bothersome but it's possible to get pretty much of the contents.

For good English learning resources credits to BBC - I'm a big fan of BBC7 now, a radio station that brings loads of readings in English - mostly in Recieved Pronunciation (a.k.a. Queen's English - Standard English - Oxford English). So it's great pronunciation practice too and I'd recommend it to anyone who wants to polish up his RP before the Phonetics/Phonology exam. You can find a link to the live stream in the menu on the right (quite at the bottom)...

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Monday, March 13, 2006

May I introduce?


This is a colleague and mate from work, Mike (or Mick). He's a comedian who writes his own jokes and sketches (or at least I think so, correct me if I'm wrong) and performs every now and then. I'm looking forward to seeing him on stage.
He likes heavy metal and music in general, knows tonnes of songs (many more than me at least) and is responsible for a steady cheerful background humming/singing in the office. Also his occasional remarks about funny customer names (Ms. Hoare - how do you find that?) I wouldn't want to miss. The only thing I could live without are those weekly 'can I get off Wednesday' debates...
We (Phatism Ltd.) will be moving soon, around end of March I think, into a building that seems to be far nicer than the one we're in now from what I've heard - warm corridors and a laminate floor - almost like real parquet. Simon and Clare went for a little inspection tour to the building today and took several photos with my camera. Here one:

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Limericks


Today I thought I'll learn some British culture again, this time something very typical - Limericks.
The limerick is an old verse form that follows the meter
da-dadada-dadada-dada,
da-dadada-dadada-dada,
da-dadadada,
da-dadadada,
da-dadada-dadada-dada.
As I always do when I want to read an informative small to medium-sized article about something I wikipediaed it and found some nice examples. Only that the better limericks are often quite dirty.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

There were also some examples of non-English limericks but they were mostly French and nothing Japanese at all - enough to get my creative facility started. Here's a limerick that I made up today

再々おならをした
松下の人がいた
ゲップもしたい
でもできない
そりゃ残念だなと言った。

Saisai onara o shita
Matsushita no hito ga ita.
Geppu mo shitai,
Demo dekinai,
Sorya zannen da na to itta.

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Friday, March 10, 2006

Bilabial pleasures...

Today we got Phonetics and Phonology's second coursework assignment - the phonetical transcription of a passage of Harry Potter and an analasys of its suprasegmential features (stress, intonation). I managed to do the transcription today but the analysis' gonna be more difficult, especially because Jarmila isn't all too good at explaining things. Still I'm sure I'm gonna be fine again.
Nutcase was being crazy again today, punching walls and threatening people. It's getting so annoying now, really...

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

ぶらぶらの一日

Today, JMU's lecturers were on strike. Overworked, undervalued, underpaid, as the sign on the photo says, so it was the teacher's assotiation's goal to get higher wages for their teachers in the future. I'm not generally a supporter of strikes but somtimes it's gotta be I think...
If you want to find out more about it, you can find infos on http://www.aut.org.uk/
For me it meant no lectures 'til noon, so I could do some revising before going in.
In the 12 o'clock lecture Angela Davies well pissed me off by inventing a kanji reading and then insisting on it. She claimed that でかける was a reading of the kanji 「出」. Nonsense! Although it's often written 出かける and therefore looks like a reading of 「出」 it's not! It is a word using 「出」 but no reading! Properly, with all the kanji in it, でかける would be written 出掛ける. 2 kanji --> でかける = no reading of 「出」. But no, Angela is always right, of course. I just wish she'd look it up in a kanji book though cos any single one of them would (or should) tell her what I just wrote. But, alright, I know it so never mind.
Anyways, after uni we (Joel, Chris, me) went down to town and Joel invited us to his flat so we spent the late afternoon playing on the PS2, listening to music and taking loads of funny pics. I've picked some out.



Bernie - almost a professional bassist




Joelie - almost a professional hairdresser




Chris - almost a professional... spiderman!

I have also done some work on the blog, the newest updates include a Liverpool webcam (which is acutally not working at the moment but not because I've screwed the html code but because the source's down) so that my chaps can always see the newest pics from the pool and three 'weather pixies' telling you about the current weather situation in Liverpool (GB), Vieanna (A) and Kumamoto (J). The pixies are Charlie's idea, she's using one on her blog. It's really nice that someone always inspires me to something!!

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Monday, March 06, 2006

Bernie in the boss' chair?

That's right but what's he doing there?
Well, left alone by Mick and Clare,
Bernie ruled the office, yea! (Ok, noticing the reprimanding glances around I'll stop rhyming now)
So Clare had to go to the bank and Mick went home since he'd finished early - the only one staying behind to fight with the printer and bestowed with the power of the padlock was me. (^_^) So they're beginning to trust me. Good, good...

One of the latest topics this week is the teacher's strike at JMU - lecturers are striking tomorrow Tuesday 'til noon (?) in order to raise their salary. Accepted and fully supported by the Student Union. Accepted by me too. And it means that there is no 9 o'clock lecture tomorrow - a good coincidence cause I need to do some recap anyway.

In one of the recent comments, Charlie gave me a link to a good site about British slang (originally designed to enlighten Yankie chaps...). Thanks for that!!
http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
It can soon be found among the links to the right...

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Sunday, March 05, 2006

シルクロード - 日本語オンラインゲームの世界

After hearing tonnes of stuff about the phenomenon 'online game' I tried it out for myself today. I didn't quite know which one to choose but then I remembered a link from MSN messenger to a game called 'Silk Road' (シルクロード) - it is completely for free and internet use is unlimited too here at Cathedral Campus. So I thought, give it a try (I think the plot of the makers is to get people addicted by giving them the basic levels for free and then lettimg them pay for loads of extra features... but I think I'm not susceptible to that). I wouldn't have wasted my time with it anyway if it hadn't been fully Japanse and on a Japanese server and therefore quite good Japanese training. After all it was my first encounter with a Japanese computer game in unsimplified Japanese, designed for and mainly used by Japanese people. Sometimes it was quite hard to understand but it was good fun. So I think I'll probably give it an hour every now and then to brush up on my Japanese skills...

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Finally some order in my wardrobe?

Today I stumbled (again) over this really useful video. But this time I actually tried it out: How to fold a t-shirt with only three hand movements. And since I've kinda never learned how to fold it the ordinary way, this new knowledge is even more useful.
If you haven't seen it yet, check it out in the video below.
It looks like magic but try it out! It's dead easy!! And it might actually be ueseful for your household too...

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

How the Chinese accidentally invented yodeling...

In the early 1920s, Ding Wenyu and Wang Kerun, two Chinese mountaineers travelled to Tyrol in Austria. They stayed at the small village of Hinterwipfling and their goal was to climb the Wildspitze, Austria's second highest mountain that only five other people had climbed before at that time. First they had great difficulties because they had learned some English back in China but that wasn't of much use in a tiny settlement like Hinterwipfling and only the village doctor - because he had been travelling in his youth - and some school children - because English was being introduced in primary school education and the children were taught by the village doctor - knew some of the foreign lanugage. So the two Chinese mountaineers had a hard time getting what they wanted but after two months of planning and preparation they and the village doctor had reached a sufficient level for mutual understanding and Ding and Wang had even started to communicate in English among themselves. After two months and two weeks they finally had all supplies they needed and the weather conditions were agreeable too and so they decided to start on their venture.
Both of them were heavily loaded with equipment and had big rucksacks on their back - all perfectly normal for mountaineers - but there was one particularity: Wang, the younger of the duo was really fanatic about music and had made it a habit to carry with him a portable radio - one of the first of their kind - whenever going mountaineering. It was an awkward and heavy thing and Ding had complained to him any number of times but Wang wouldn't have it without his music, so eventually Ding had given up.
Three hours after the start of their trip they reached the first rockface. I go flont, you come in back slowly. I secure. I not trust dis wall! Ding shouted to his colleague. Both strapped their equipment faster to their bodies and began what appeared to become a long and troublesome ascendance. The whole time Wang's radio was playing the newest jazz numbers, although the reception was heavily affected by all the rock around and the radio crackled terribly. They were truly a strange sight, those two Chinese mountaineers cautiously climbing a wall of rock, one of them with a radio strapped to his back and listening to jazz music.
As they were halfway up the rockface, Wang suddenly realised that the cords holding his radio in place had come loose and as he was about to tighten them again the radio dropped and fell down some 20 metres. It must have landed smoothly on a patch of snow for it had not broken and the faint sound of the distant jazz music still reached the two climbers' ears.
So it would have been a terrible waste not to go back and get it and the only problem that arose was that of determining who should go back down. The rockface was tricky after all and so it seemed the safest that one stays up to secure the other who's going down.
Through the stiff breeze, Ding shouted: Go I to de ladio or you to de ladio?
Obscured by the wind, Ding's voice almost sounded as if he was singing. Usually, when you are in the Tyrolean alps, you can be quite sure that some indigenous man would be around going about his business. And so it was at that particular time, Sepp Johlbacher his name, who heard the Chinese mountaineers' "singing" and found it rather beautiful. It is understood that the indigenous man had performed his new style of singing at the local tavern after a few beers three weeks later and that thereafter it had spread rapidly among the villages of Tyrol and had been named yodeling, a term that derives from the indigenous man's surname.

我姓王,我喜欢登山。。。

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Friday, March 03, 2006

You say goodbye and I say hello...

So, yesterday it was a night at the Scream again, as on every Thursday night, but in some sense it was also a kind of welcome party for Jamie who's with us again. Strange, somehow, when you think that his farewell party was little more than a month ago...
Anyway, it was really fun, I went to Joel's flat at around six(?) where I found not only Joel but also Chris and Jamie sitting in front of the telly playing PS2. I joined them gladly and to Joel's plucking on the guitar and to a cup of sake we warmed up for the night.
Jamie's mum (on the phone to Jamie): What's that racket?
Jamie: It's a mate singing a love song to Bernhard.
Jamie's mum: It isn't that.... Colin?!
rofl
About an hour and half a bottle of Kick later we headed out for the Scream and while walking there we discussed the particularities of English in certain regions it's spoken in: interesting that the omnipresent fillword "like" can hardly be found in Southerner's English - it's rather "y'know" then.
At the Scream it was pints, laughter and, after quite some time, some pool again.
I somehow managed to stay awake till twelve but then I knew it was time to go back to my digs and sleep.
Today the phonetics lecture, usually the climax of a whole uni week, was held by John Collins - on Japanese phonetics in particular. JC is soo funny! I really loved his quote about the vowel-consonant ratio in different languages:
"One extreme is Czech, a really constipated language. On the other hand we have Hawaiian, which is rather suffering of diarrhea..."

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Little extra surprise: Yukiguni

This morning I woke up to this!
Just as I thought that spring was on its advance, that winter was over and that Liverpool knows no snow at all. Also now when I look outside the window I see snowflakes dancing. But it is a rarity after all and as long as it's no persistent and omnipresent nuisance as it is in Austria I don't mind. And it is beautiful a sight to look at...
Fortunately the roads weren't even the least bit slippery and I got to work and back alright on the bike. That was the only thing that's been worrying me...

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Expect the Unexpected 2 - The Return

So Jamie's back!
On Sunday I discovered an email in my inbox in which he told me that he's not going to Japan now, that he's coming back to Liverpool and that he's looking for a place to stay. I won't go into details but his girlfriend Kyoko's returned to Japan with his son.
So, on Monday I contacted the manager of St Andrew's Gardens, the place I'm staying next year, and asked if they had rooms to move in straight away. They had, so the manager. On Monday night then Jamie arrived and stayed at my place over night and on Tuesday he had a talk with John Collins who let him back on the course without arguing.
Then, in the afternoon, Jamie and I went to St Andrews Gardens where we had a look at a room for 58 quid a week which he took instantly without thinking about it long. Next thing we went shopping and in the evening he took a coach back to Middlesbrough to get some stuff from home. Today he finally settled in in Liverpool and is going to uni regularly again. ジェイミー、お帰り!みんな大歓迎だよ!

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